Hey, you aren’t as cute as you think you are when you drink too much in the plane or on the cruise ship.

You say more stupid things than when you are sober. Not good.

Cute is worth only so much. If you act like an animal, someone may treat you like one.

Try to pretend that your parents might be looking at how you behave in public. Would they be proud of you? Didn’t they teach you better?

Were they really awful parents. Your behavior shows us what your parents taught you, or more importantly, what they didn’t teach you.

You can sometimes look pitiful.